
Dear Postal Carrier,
I haven’t told anyone that I’m writing to you.
Why, you ask?
I’m not too sure myself, probably because most people wouldn’t understand it.
Hell. I don’t even understand it, really.
I could give you a logical explanation: I’m trying to practice my writing.
I could give you a compassionate explanation: I want you to feel visible and have something to do on your walk.
I could give you a psychological explanation: I want to tell all my deep, dark secrets to someone with whom there’s no risk of their judgment having a direct effect on my life.
I could tell you that it’s all of the above or that it’s all bullshit. Whatever perception you want to pick – I guess that’s up to you.
I was home sick today; I’m sure you noticed the car. I almost caught a glimpse of you. I didn’t try to, and in fact, when I walked toward the door and heard the mailbox on the other side, I froze. Then I dropped, crouching down, scared that you might have been able to see my shadow through the peephole. I didn’t want to see you, and that surprised me. I mean, I am curious as to who you are, don’t get me wrong, but my instinct was to run. Fight or flight.
Sometimes I hope that you’re just taking my letters and throwing them out. Or delivering them to a random house – someone who I will never meet.
Although, I sign them with my address, so maybe not. Someday, I’ll have someone knocking at my door, asking me why I’m fucking crazy. He’ll have a stack of white envelopes in his hand, only half of them open, and dump them on my doorstep. I’ll look down at them, crumpled, open and wounded, scattered and trying to get away. I’ll then look up at my guest and he will be walking away, back to me, through the gate. He will turn to walk to the right, shake his head, and continue toward his mid-sized sedan. I’ll look around, and feel the houses staring, judging.
There was a show I use to watch when I was little, and I have never met anyone else who has ever seen it. All I remember is puppet houses and they had faces – windows for eyes, the door was a mouth – and ever since then, I haven’t been able to look at houses or cars without seeing their expressions.
When this happens, when the man shows up to return my thoughts, they won’t be laughing. They will be shaking their heads, much like my guest did. They will feel pity.
And I hate pity.
I’ll bend down, scoop up the mucky, watery letters. And I’ll throw them in the garbage can in the kitchen. I’ll take the garbage out at night, when no one is watching and the houses are sleeping.
Ok. Please don’t deliver them to a random address. Just chuck them if you don’t want them anymore.
Thanks,
Me at 8493 Wellington Road South.